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	<title>Comments on: The Perils of Two-Year-Olds</title>
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		<title>By: barbarienne</title>
		<link>http://deannahoak.com/2005/12/29/the-perils-of-two-year-olds/comment-page-1/#comment-974</link>
		<dc:creator>barbarienne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m afraid to ask what a persquattie is.

Wow, I don&#039;t feel like such a terrible child. The worst I did was draw on the walls with lipstick. I never flushed anything down the toilet except what you&#039;re supposed to flush. It never even occured to me to try anything else!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m afraid to ask what a persquattie is.</p>
<p>Wow, I don&#8217;t feel like such a terrible child. The worst I did was draw on the walls with lipstick. I never flushed anything down the toilet except what you&#8217;re supposed to flush. It never even occured to me to try anything else!</p>
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Must they stick the darndest things in the darnest of places?

When the eldest child was two, she painted her persquattie with my favourite bright red fingernail polish.

I was rather upset she did it.

I had to clean her up with fingernail polish remover and her wails solicited absolutely no sympathy from me.

--Heidi.
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I write books
and
wraise babies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Must they stick the darndest things in the darnest of places?</p>
<p>When the eldest child was two, she painted her persquattie with my favourite bright red fingernail polish.</p>
<p>I was rather upset she did it.</p>
<p>I had to clean her up with fingernail polish remover and her wails solicited absolutely no sympathy from me.</p>
<p>&#8211;Heidi.<br />
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I write books<br />
and<br />
wraise babies.</p>
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		<title>By: msevilwoman</title>
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		<dc:creator>msevilwoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 18:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kids and plumbing; definitely not a winning combination!  (And the soap thing is a little creepy . . .)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kids and plumbing; definitely not a winning combination!  (And the soap thing is a little creepy . . .)</p>
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		<title>By: safewrite</title>
		<link>http://deannahoak.com/2005/12/29/the-perils-of-two-year-olds/comment-page-1/#comment-971</link>
		<dc:creator>safewrite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 15:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*eyeroll* That&#039;s like the time my son inserted a peanut butter &amp; jelly sandwich into the VCR. &quot;Two year old?&quot; quipped the VCR repairman...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*eyeroll* That&#8217;s like the time my son inserted a peanut butter &amp; jelly sandwich into the VCR. &#8220;Two year old?&#8221; quipped the VCR repairman&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: msisolak</title>
		<link>http://deannahoak.com/2005/12/29/the-perils-of-two-year-olds/comment-page-1/#comment-970</link>
		<dc:creator>msisolak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 09:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And when we moved in, the upstairs toilet had a bar of soap jammed in it. And a comb filtering system.

But the filtration system doesn&#039;t explain why the soap didn&#039;t melt as rapidly as I thought it should have.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And when we moved in, the upstairs toilet had a bar of soap jammed in it. And a comb filtering system.</p>
<p>But the filtration system doesn&#8217;t explain why the soap didn&#8217;t melt as rapidly as I thought it should have.</p>
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		<title>By: deannahoak</title>
		<link>http://deannahoak.com/2005/12/29/the-perils-of-two-year-olds/comment-page-1/#comment-969</link>
		<dc:creator>deannahoak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 07:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, sure. Anyone&#039;s welcome to quote me. :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, sure. Anyone&#8217;s welcome to quote me. :-)</p>
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		<title>By: archangelbeth</title>
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		<dc:creator>archangelbeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good gracious. Do I want to know how the lip gloss got down there?

And may I quote this in my LJ? (With a link back here? Or not?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good gracious. Do I want to know how the lip gloss got down there?</p>
<p>And may I quote this in my LJ? (With a link back here? Or not?)</p>
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		<title>By: iagor</title>
		<link>http://deannahoak.com/2005/12/29/the-perils-of-two-year-olds/comment-page-1/#comment-967</link>
		<dc:creator>iagor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What, no hamsters?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What, no hamsters?</p>
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		<title>By: msevilwoman</title>
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		<dc:creator>msevilwoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That reminds me.  We also found the sprayer top contraption from a plant watering bottle in the toilet we DID replace.  Egads!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That reminds me.  We also found the sprayer top contraption from a plant watering bottle in the toilet we DID replace.  Egads!</p>
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		<title>By: deannahoak</title>
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		<dc:creator>deannahoak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, we almost had to replace the toilet in this bathroom a few months ago, when Evan somehow managed to get a small water bottle lodged down in the works.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, we almost had to replace the toilet in this bathroom a few months ago, when Evan somehow managed to get a small water bottle lodged down in the works.</p>
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